Weird Tumblr Themes

I love the funny stuff, and the fandoms, and the other random stuff that makes me smile and feel good.

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

wizardlife:

#this movie is so made for tumblr

#what the fuck #i thought I had left twilight

chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

madisonchavez857:

totrytouchthesun:

sammyboner:

rhirules97:

Whenever I see this post all I think of is an AU where both of them are serial killers, and they’ve never met, but because they’re both on the news so often they know about each other and communicate through these security tapes. Their goals may be to kill each other but when they finally come face to face it doesn’t work like that at all.. 

OH MY GOD SOMEBODY WRITE IT

fuck

Wink 

xpsychohogx:

jbriner:

shaving is hard

beard game 2 strong

xpsychohogx:

jbriner:

shaving is hard

beard game 2 strong