Weird Tumblr Themes

I love the funny stuff, and the fandoms, and the other random stuff that makes me smile and feel good.

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

*me flushing the toilet at night*
toilet: BBRRRSSHHGGGHHTTFFFH
me: chill
Me: okay, I'm going to sleep now
Me: *scrolls through the imagine tag for three hours*
Me: shit